Robin Williams
Philosophy of Sex
In a very serious world today where minority groups are trying to squeeze out the majority groups. It's a good time to take a breather and not take life and its beginnings - sex - so seriously. It's obvious that the people below can step back and see the lighter side of procreation and they have their own unique philosophy of sex.
"See the problem is that god gives men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time"
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet"
- Robin Williams
"Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake the whole relationship"
- Sharon Stone
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pole with a piece of rope"
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant"
- George Burns
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she is reading"
- Steve Jobs (CEO Apple Computers)
"You know 'that look' women get when they want to have sex? Me neither!"
- Steve Martin
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"
- Rodney Dangerfield
There are far worse things happening in our universe today than consentual sex. It is a pity the organisations lobbying against freedom of speech and expression in the bedroom don't direct their resources towards the perils that will bring about the demise of the planet as we know it.
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