Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood Got Robbed
Men’s magazine FHM just put out its list of the 100 sexiest women in the world. Megan Fox of the movie “Transformers” was ranked #1. The rest of the top ten were Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale.
I can’t really argue with that list. I mean, I don’t know who Tricia Helfer and Blake Lively are, probably cause I’m not a dork who spends all day on the Internet, but I’m sure they’re extremely attractive. Even if Blake Lively sounds like a made-up name that a guy would use to pick up chicks at a bar.
My main issue with this list is the lack of Carrie Underwood. I don’t know exactly where she placed because I can’t be bothered to check, but the fact that she didn’t make the top ten is an out-and-out travesty. Carrie Underwood is hands down the most beautiful woman in the world. If you were to create a perfect woman from scratch, she would come out exactly like Carrie Underwood. If you were to take heaven and make it look like a chick, the result would be Carrie Underwood. If you took the ten hottest chicks from your college and melted them together into one ridiculously hot chick, that girl would look like a cow standing next to Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood is perfection.
You might be asking, who would you take off the list to make room? My answer is, everyone. Here’s my top ten:
10) Carrie Underwood
9) Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood
7) Carrie Underwood
6) Jessica Alba
5) Carrie Underwood
4) Carrie Underwood
3) Carrie Underwood
2) Carrie Underwood
1) Carrie Underwood
Yep, that’s my list. And Jessica Alba only makes it because she has compromising pictures of me, otherwise it would be Carrie Underwood in there at #6.
Not only is Carrie beautiful, but she’s also more talented than 99% of the women out there. How many people on Earth can sing like her? Five? Maybe ten? It can’t be more than ten. And she writes her own songs, which shows how intelligent she is. She’s also living the American Dream. She came from some farm town in Oklahoma and made her way to superstardom. She could easily be shooting a 4H Club calendar right now, but instead she’s touring the world, because she has ambition. And I don’t know about you, but I think ambition is sexy. Especially when it’s attached to a body that would make you turn your back on all of your loved one for one night alone with it.
In conclusion, I think Carrie Underwood should’ve been ranked higher.
About the Author
Jason Gluckman is a freelance writer specializing in music, entertainment, social issues and self-improvement. He truly loves Carrie Underwood and isn't ashamed to have Carrie Underwood ringtones and other American Idol ringtones on his cell phone.
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